The 12 Days of Rangers Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, a lefty in number forty.
On the second day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the third day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, five Kinsler grins… four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, six Youngs a-diving, five Kinsler grins… four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, seven Hunter strikeouts, six Youngs a-diving, five Kinsler grins…four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, eight Feliz fireballs, seven Hunter no-nos, six Youngs a-diving, five Kinsler grins…four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, nine C.J. leg kicks, eight Feliz fireballs, seven Hunter no-nos, six Youngs a-diving, five Kinsler grins…four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, ten CD splits, nine C.J. leg kicks, eight Feliz fireballs, seven Hunter no-nos, six Youngs a-diving, five Kinsler grins…four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, eleven Feldman strikeouts, ten CD splits, nine C.J. leg kicks, eight Feliz fireballs, seven Hunter no-nos, six Youngs a-diving, five Kinsler grins… four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my GM gave to me, twelve Hammy moon shots, eleven Feldman strikeouts, ten CD splits, nine C.J. leg kicks, eight Feliz fireballs, seven Hunter no-nos, six Youngs a-diving, five Kinsler grins…four Frankie saves, three Andrus web gems, two Cruz catches and a lefty in number forty.
I hope you enjoyed my Rangers-centric (if cheesy) take on a classic holiday tune. Merry Christmas, everyone!